whenever i get low on money i start thinking really irrationally like what if i hadn’t spent that $10 back in 2004 



My parents are both pastors and once I was fucking this one dude who’s dad was the pastor of the rival church and he whispered ‘talk biblical to me’ so i started reciting Psalms  23 and we ended up getting into a competition of who could recite the most bible versus before they cummed

you need less jesus

Anonymous asked: Brawly looks really awesome except for those shoes. He's, like, wearing those goofy looking toe shoes, and I laugh every time I look at them. :'D


at least they’re better than his old shoes omg


well…maybe not… They kinda look like socks

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