humansofnewyork:

"I didn’t get married until I was 50. I think it finally happened because I stopped thinking it was possible."
"How do you mean?"
"Before I gave up, I was putting so much pressure on myself that I’d immediately be considering and measuring every man I’d meet. It’s not natural to begin a relationship with such a long term view. When I met my husband, I wasn’t looking past that afternoon."

» Bahamut loud as hell right now at 2:45AM like damn, people are trying to sleep!

sassbama:

iconic

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larrycoincidences:

whenever i get low on money i start thinking really irrationally like what if i hadn’t spent that $10 back in 2004 

literallytrash:

itssexualhour:

My parents are both pastors and once I was fucking this one dude who’s dad was the pastor of the rival church and he whispered ‘talk biblical to me’ so i started reciting Psalms  23 and we ended up getting into a competition of who could recite the most bible versus before they cummed

you need less jesus

manaphy:

youll never guess what happened today

astradragon42:

So I found these and I decided that they would be incredibly awesome if they were transparent and had drop shadows. So here you go people! Original post here.

Brawly looks really awesome except for those shoes. He's, like, wearing those goofy looking toe shoes, and I laugh every time I look at them. :'D
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pokemon-personalities:

at least they’re better than his old shoes omg

image

well…maybe not… They kinda look like socks

Dressed up pikachu in Pokemon Amie!

stargalaxyy:

princess-fellatio:

glitterweave:

Okay, before you watch this do you know what the Talking Carl app is?  Well it’s an app where this little red fucker repeats back anything you say to him in a higher voice.  That’s all I’m saying.  Now click play bitch

I AM CRYING! 😂😂😂😂😂

I can’t breathe omggg

Artist:
Birdy
Track:
Not About Angels
Plays:
12 plays

Birdy - Not About Angels

lowpolywaluigi:

The Eruption of Vesuvius, 79 AD